Decision Time, America

As America decides on which candidate to nominate for the presidential elections, I am here, deciding on which version of this one story for the upcoming NP5 is my favorite. I have come up with 4 different versions already. I'm not doing this as some wonderful creative exercise, no. I wish, but no. There's at least one thing wrong with each one, so I get really super annoyed and start over. Above are originals and print-outs of 2 versions. I am saying to the little worker-bees in my head "Get your act together." Don't mind me though, please. Have yourself a good weekend.